Don’t ask….no really…you don’t WANT to know….

Don’t ask…..

If you’re a mom, you have definitely pulled this gun out of your holster. It’s that token phrase for “I have no SANE reasoning for what is happening here”.

An appropriate example would be when your husband walks in to you simultaneously plowing through a 1/2 gallon of ice cream and a margarita….his perplexed look of “what in the sam hell is going on here?” can only be followed by a …..

“Don’t ask”…….

If he is a smart man, he will begin to make himself a drink and grab a spoon to help with the ice cream. He will not press the “issues” of the day with you but will wait until you have entered a place of mental stability.

After 14 years of marriage, the hubs knows to just take my “don’t ask” literally…and just walk away.

Smart man.

Don’t ask…..

because most of these moments/pictures need little explanation…..

Sit back….and enjoy a good laugh at my expense…..

Have you ever had one of those days/minutes/moments when you want to check and see if you are secretly on camera?! When you are thinking to yourself…“this is clearly insane”.….or “no one would believe me if I told them this……”

like when…….

You find out that the crayons that you were told were “cleaned up”….just melted all over your van….

or

you go to grab the hand towel in the bathroom, and a munchkin (donut hole) rolls out from underneath…

don’t ask……

or when your five year old freaks out about “not being tired” and then you find her ten minutes later like this…..

Yeah….don’t ask…..

When you find two dried up pieces of bread (with diamond impressions on them)stuffed into a red  bag on your bookshelf……

Don’t ask……

When your daughter uses her $25 gift card from Claire’s to purchase a “kitty mask” instead of a headband…or earrings……..

really…..don’t ask…..

When you open up the fridge to make eggs for breakfast, and find baseball cards…

No, really……what in the hell is going on here??!!!

Don’t ask……

When you are cruising through your iphone and find this creepy picture…..

Yep…..don’t ask….. 

or when your son decides to talk “like a parrot” and “echo everyone”…all…day….until the little girls are in tears……

……..(pass the shot glass)..and just don’t ask…..

When you are tempting to tell the 3 yr old how awesome her drawing of you is and then she says…”I wanted you to look ugly.”…….

Don’t ask…..

When you decide that the cranky toddler’s need for sleep, overrides the need for a clean face…..

hahaha…don’t ask….

Oh man…everyday I ride between normalcy and crazytown…..

this life is anything but boring.

Thank you, Lord, for these little gifts who take my sanity and bring me so much joy.

 Well…..I’m so glad to be huddled up in my covers and saying “goodnight” to this day….bring on the weekend!!!